SCENE I
A hall In ANGELO’s house.
[Enter ANGELO, ESCALUS, and a Justice, Provost, Officers, and other Attendants, behind]
ANGELO
We must not make a scarecrow of the law,
Setting it up to fear the birds of prey,
And let it keep one shape, till custom make it
Their perch and not their terror.
We must not make a scarecrow of the law,
Setting it up to fear the birds of prey,
And let it keep one shape, till custom make it
Their perch and not their terror.
ESCALUS
Ay, but yet
Let us be keen, and rather cut a little,
Than fall, and bruise to death. Alas, this gentleman
Whom I would save, had a most noble father!
Let but your honour know,
Whom I believe to be most strait in virtue,
That, in the working of your own affections,
Had time cohered with place or place with wishing,
Or that the resolute acting of your blood
Could have attain’d the effect of your own purpose,
Whether you had not sometime in your life
Err’d in this point which now you censure him,
And pull’d the law upon you.
Ay, but yet
Let us be keen, and rather cut a little,
Than fall, and bruise to death. Alas, this gentleman
Whom I would save, had a most noble father!
Let but your honour know,
Whom I believe to be most strait in virtue,
That, in the working of your own affections,
Had time cohered with place or place with wishing,
Or that the resolute acting of your blood
Could have attain’d the effect of your own purpose,
Whether you had not sometime in your life
Err’d in this point which now you censure him,
And pull’d the law upon you.
ANGELO
’Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus,
Another thing to fall. I not deny,
The jury, passing on the prisoner’s life,
May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two
Guiltier than him they try. What’s open made to justice,
That justice seizes: what know the laws
That thieves do pass on thieves? ’Tis very pregnant,
The jewel that we find, we stoop and take’t
Because we see it; but what we do not see
We tread upon, and never think of it.
You may not so extenuate his offence
For I have had such faults; but rather tell me,
When I, that censure him, do so offend,
Let mine own judgment pattern out my death,
And nothing come in partial. Sir, he must die.
’Tis one thing to be tempted, Escalus,
Another thing to fall. I not deny,
The jury, passing on the prisoner’s life,
May in the sworn twelve have a thief or two
Guiltier than him they try. What’s open made to justice,
That justice seizes: what know the laws
That thieves do pass on thieves? ’Tis very pregnant,
The jewel that we find, we stoop and take’t
Because we see it; but what we do not see
We tread upon, and never think of it.
You may not so extenuate his offence
For I have had such faults; but rather tell me,
When I, that censure him, do so offend,
Let mine own judgment pattern out my death,
And nothing come in partial. Sir, he must die.
ESCALUS
Be it as your wisdom will.
Be it as your wisdom will.
ANGELO
Where is the provost?
Where is the provost?
Provost
Here, if it like your honour.
Here, if it like your honour.
ANGELO
See that Claudio
Be executed by nine to-morrow morning:
Bring him his confessor, let him be prepared;
For that’s the utmost of his pilgrimage.
See that Claudio
Be executed by nine to-morrow morning:
Bring him his confessor, let him be prepared;
For that’s the utmost of his pilgrimage.
[Exit Provost]
ESCALUS
Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall:
Some run from brakes of ice, and answer none:
And some condemned for a fault alone.
| [Aside] | Well, heaven forgive him! and forgive us all! |
Some run from brakes of ice, and answer none:
And some condemned for a fault alone.
[Enter ELBOW, and Officers with FROTH and POMPEY]
ELBOW
Come, bring them away: if these be good people in a commonweal that do nothing but use their abuses in common houses, I know no law: bring them away.
Come, bring them away: if these be good people in a commonweal that do nothing but use their abuses in common houses, I know no law: bring them away.
ANGELO
How now, sir! What’s your name? and what’s the matter?
How now, sir! What’s your name? and what’s the matter?
ELBOW
If it Please your honour, I am the poor duke’s constable, and my name is Elbow: I do lean upon justice, sir, and do bring in here before your good honour two notorious benefactors.
If it Please your honour, I am the poor duke’s constable, and my name is Elbow: I do lean upon justice, sir, and do bring in here before your good honour two notorious benefactors.
ANGELO
Benefactors? Well; what benefactors are they? are they not malefactors?
Benefactors? Well; what benefactors are they? are they not malefactors?
ELBOW
If it? please your honour, I know not well what they are: but precise villains they are, that I am sure of; and void of all profanation in the world that good Christians ought to have.
If it? please your honour, I know not well what they are: but precise villains they are, that I am sure of; and void of all profanation in the world that good Christians ought to have.
ESCALUS
This comes off well; here’s a wise officer.
This comes off well; here’s a wise officer.
ANGELO
Go to: what quality are they of? Elbow is your name? why dost thou not speak, Elbow?
Go to: what quality are they of? Elbow is your name? why dost thou not speak, Elbow?
POMPEY
He cannot, sir; he’s out at elbow.
He cannot, sir; he’s out at elbow.
ANGELO
What are you, sir?
What are you, sir?
ELBOW
He, sir! a tapster, sir; parcel-bawd; one that serves a bad woman; whose house, sir, was, as they say, plucked down in the suburbs; and now she professes a hot-house, which, I think, is a very ill house too.
He, sir! a tapster, sir; parcel-bawd; one that serves a bad woman; whose house, sir, was, as they say, plucked down in the suburbs; and now she professes a hot-house, which, I think, is a very ill house too.
ESCALUS
How know you that?
How know you that?
ELBOW
My wife, sir, whom I detest before heaven and your honour, –
My wife, sir, whom I detest before heaven and your honour, –
ESCALUS
How? thy wife?
How? thy wife?
ELBOW
Ay, sir; whom, I thank heaven, is an honest woman, –
Ay, sir; whom, I thank heaven, is an honest woman, –
ESCALUS
Dost thou detest her therefore?
Dost thou detest her therefore?
ELBOW
I say, sir, I will detest myself also, as well as she, that this house, if it be not a bawd’s house, it is pity of her life, for it is a naughty house.
I say, sir, I will detest myself also, as well as she, that this house, if it be not a bawd’s house, it is pity of her life, for it is a naughty house.
ESCALUS
How dost thou know that, constable?
How dost thou know that, constable?
ELBOW
Marry, sir, by my wife; who, if she had been a woman cardinally given, might have been accused in fornication, adultery, and all uncleanliness there.
Marry, sir, by my wife; who, if she had been a woman cardinally given, might have been accused in fornication, adultery, and all uncleanliness there.
ESCALUS
By the woman’s means?
By the woman’s means?
ELBOW
Ay, sir, by Mistress Overdone’s means: but as she spit in his face, so she defied him.
Ay, sir, by Mistress Overdone’s means: but as she spit in his face, so she defied him.
POMPEY
Sir, if it please your honour, this is not so.
Sir, if it please your honour, this is not so.
ELBOW
Prove it before these varlets here, thou honourable man; prove it.
Prove it before these varlets here, thou honourable man; prove it.
ESCALUS
Do you hear how he misplaces?
Do you hear how he misplaces?
POMPEY
Sir, she came in great with child; and longing, saving your honour’s reverence, for stewed prunes; sir, we had but two in the house, which at that very distant time stood, as it were, in a fruit-dish, a dish of some three-pence; your honours have seen such dishes; they are not China dishes, but very good dishes, –
Sir, she came in great with child; and longing, saving your honour’s reverence, for stewed prunes; sir, we had but two in the house, which at that very distant time stood, as it were, in a fruit-dish, a dish of some three-pence; your honours have seen such dishes; they are not China dishes, but very good dishes, –
ESCALUS
Go to, go to: no matter for the dish, sir.
Go to, go to: no matter for the dish, sir.
POMPEY
No, indeed, sir, not of a pin; you are therein in the right: but to the point. As I say, this Mistress Elbow, being, as I say, with child, and being great-bellied, and longing, as I said, for prunes; and having but two in the dish, as I said, Master Froth here, this very man, having eaten the rest, as I said, and, as I say, paying for them very honestly; for, as you know, Master Froth, I could not give you three-pence again.
No, indeed, sir, not of a pin; you are therein in the right: but to the point. As I say, this Mistress Elbow, being, as I say, with child, and being great-bellied, and longing, as I said, for prunes; and having but two in the dish, as I said, Master Froth here, this very man, having eaten the rest, as I said, and, as I say, paying for them very honestly; for, as you know, Master Froth, I could not give you three-pence again.
FROTH
No, indeed.
No, indeed.
POMPEY
Very well: you being then, if you be remembered, cracking the stones of the foresaid prunes, –
Very well: you being then, if you be remembered, cracking the stones of the foresaid prunes, –
FROTH
Ay, so I did indeed.
Ay, so I did indeed.
POMPEY
Why, very well; I telling you then, if you be remembered, that such a one and such a one were past cure of the thing you wot of, unless they kept very good diet, as I told you, –
Why, very well; I telling you then, if you be remembered, that such a one and such a one were past cure of the thing you wot of, unless they kept very good diet, as I told you, –
FROTH
All this is true.
All this is true.
POMPEY
Why, very well, then, –
Why, very well, then, –
ESCALUS
Come, you are a tedious fool: to the purpose. What was done to Elbow’s wife, that he hath cause to complain of? Come me to what was done to her.
Come, you are a tedious fool: to the purpose. What was done to Elbow’s wife, that he hath cause to complain of? Come me to what was done to her.
POMPEY
Sir, your honour cannot come to that yet.
Sir, your honour cannot come to that yet.
ESCALUS
No, sir, nor I mean it not.
No, sir, nor I mean it not.
POMPEY
Sir, but you shall come to it, by your honour’s eave. And, I beseech you, look into Master Froth here, sir; a man of four-score pound a year; whose father died at Hallowmas: was’t not at Hallowmas, Master Froth?
Sir, but you shall come to it, by your honour’s eave. And, I beseech you, look into Master Froth here, sir; a man of four-score pound a year; whose father died at Hallowmas: was’t not at Hallowmas, Master Froth?
FROTH
All-hallond eve.
All-hallond eve.
POMPEY
Why, very well; I hope here be truths. He, sir, sitting, as I say, in a lower chair, sir; ’twas in the Bunch of Grapes, where indeed you have a delight to sit, have you not?
Why, very well; I hope here be truths. He, sir, sitting, as I say, in a lower chair, sir; ’twas in the Bunch of Grapes, where indeed you have a delight to sit, have you not?
FROTH
I have so; because it is an open room and good for winter.
I have so; because it is an open room and good for winter.
POMPEY
Why, very well, then; I hope here be truths.
Why, very well, then; I hope here be truths.
ANGELO
This will last out a night in Russia,
When nights are longest there: I’ll take my leave.
And leave you to the hearing of the cause;
Hoping you’ll find good cause to whip them all.
This will last out a night in Russia,
When nights are longest there: I’ll take my leave.
And leave you to the hearing of the cause;
Hoping you’ll find good cause to whip them all.
ESCALUS
I think no less. Good morrow to your lordship.
I think no less. Good morrow to your lordship.
[Exit ANGELO]
Now, sir, come on: what was done to Elbow’s wife, once more?
POMPEY
Once, sir? there was nothing done to her once.
Once, sir? there was nothing done to her once.
ELBOW
I beseech you, sir, ask him what this man did to my wife.
I beseech you, sir, ask him what this man did to my wife.
POMPEY
I beseech your honour, ask me.
I beseech your honour, ask me.
ESCALUS
Well, sir; what did this gentleman to her?
Well, sir; what did this gentleman to her?
POMPEY
I beseech you, sir, look in this gentleman’s face.
Good Master Froth, look upon his honour; ’tis for a good purpose. Doth your honour mark his face?
I beseech you, sir, look in this gentleman’s face.
Good Master Froth, look upon his honour; ’tis for a good purpose. Doth your honour mark his face?
ESCALUS
Ay, sir, very well.
Ay, sir, very well.
POMPEY
Nay; I beseech you, mark it well.
Nay; I beseech you, mark it well.
ESCALUS
Well, I do so.
Well, I do so.
POMPEY
Doth your honour see any harm in his face?
Doth your honour see any harm in his face?
ESCALUS
Why, no.
Why, no.
POMPEY
I’ll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. Good, then; if his face be the worst thing about him, how could Master Froth do the constable’s wife any harm? I would know that of your honour.
I’ll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. Good, then; if his face be the worst thing about him, how could Master Froth do the constable’s wife any harm? I would know that of your honour.
ESCALUS
He’s in the right. Constable, what say you to it?
He’s in the right. Constable, what say you to it?
ELBOW
First, an it like you, the house is a respected house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his mistress is a respected woman.
First, an it like you, the house is a respected house; next, this is a respected fellow; and his mistress is a respected woman.
POMPEY
By this hand, sir, his wife is a more respected person than any of us all.
By this hand, sir, his wife is a more respected person than any of us all.
ELBOW
Varlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicked varlet! the time has yet to come that she was ever respected with man, woman, or child.
Varlet, thou liest; thou liest, wicked varlet! the time has yet to come that she was ever respected with man, woman, or child.
POMPEY
Sir, she was respected with him before he married with her.
Sir, she was respected with him before he married with her.
ESCALUS
Which is the wiser here? Justice or Iniquity? Is this true?
Which is the wiser here? Justice or Iniquity? Is this true?
ELBOW
O thou caitiff! O thou varlet! O thou wicked Hannibal! I respected with her before I was married to her! If ever I was respected with her, or she with me, let not your worship think me the poor duke’s officer. Prove this, thou wicked Hannibal, or I’ll have mine action of battery on thee.
O thou caitiff! O thou varlet! O thou wicked Hannibal! I respected with her before I was married to her! If ever I was respected with her, or she with me, let not your worship think me the poor duke’s officer. Prove this, thou wicked Hannibal, or I’ll have mine action of battery on thee.
ESCALUS
If he took you a box o’ the ear, you might have your action of slander too.
If he took you a box o’ the ear, you might have your action of slander too.
ELBOW
Marry, I thank your good worship for it. What is’t your worship’s pleasure I shall do with this wicked caitiff?
Marry, I thank your good worship for it. What is’t your worship’s pleasure I shall do with this wicked caitiff?
ESCALUS
Truly, officer, because he hath some offences in him that thou wouldst discover if thou couldst, let him continue in his courses till thou knowest what they are.
Truly, officer, because he hath some offences in him that thou wouldst discover if thou couldst, let him continue in his courses till thou knowest what they are.
ELBOW
Marry, I thank your worship for it. Thou seest, thou wicked varlet, now, what’s come upon thee: thou art to continue now, thou varlet; thou art to continue.
Marry, I thank your worship for it. Thou seest, thou wicked varlet, now, what’s come upon thee: thou art to continue now, thou varlet; thou art to continue.
ESCALUS
Where were you born, friend?
Where were you born, friend?
FROTH
Here in Vienna, sir.
Here in Vienna, sir.
ESCALUS
Are you of fourscore pounds a year?
Are you of fourscore pounds a year?
FROTH
Yes, an’t please you, sir.
Yes, an’t please you, sir.
ESCALUS
So. What trade are you of, sir?
So. What trade are you of, sir?
POMPHEY
Tapster; a poor widow’s tapster.
Tapster; a poor widow’s tapster.
ESCALUS
Your mistress’ name?
Your mistress’ name?
POMPHEY
Mistress Overdone.
Mistress Overdone.
ESCALUS
Hath she had any more than one husband?
Hath she had any more than one husband?
POMPEY
Nine, sir; Overdone by the last.
Nine, sir; Overdone by the last.
ESCALUS
Nine! Come hither to me, Master Froth. Master Froth, I would not have you acquainted with tapsters: they will draw you, Master Froth, and you will hang them. Get you gone, and let me hear no more of you.
Nine! Come hither to me, Master Froth. Master Froth, I would not have you acquainted with tapsters: they will draw you, Master Froth, and you will hang them. Get you gone, and let me hear no more of you.
FROTH
I thank your worship. For mine own part, I never come into any room in a tap-house, but I am drawn in.
I thank your worship. For mine own part, I never come into any room in a tap-house, but I am drawn in.
ESCALUS
Well, no more of it, Master Froth: farewell.
Well, no more of it, Master Froth: farewell.
[Exit FROTH]
Come you hither to me, Master tapster. What’s your name, Master tapster?
POMPEY
Pompey.
Pompey.
ESCALUS
What else?
What else?
POMPEY
Bum, sir.
Bum, sir.
ESCALUS
Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense you are Pompey the Great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you colour it in being a tapster, are you not? come, tell me true: it shall be the better for you.
Troth, and your bum is the greatest thing about you; so that in the beastliest sense you are Pompey the Great. Pompey, you are partly a bawd, Pompey, howsoever you colour it in being a tapster, are you not? come, tell me true: it shall be the better for you.
POMPEY
Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow that would live.
Truly, sir, I am a poor fellow that would live.
ESCALUS
How would you live, Pompey? by being a bawd? What do you think of the trade, Pompey? is it a lawful trade?
How would you live, Pompey? by being a bawd? What do you think of the trade, Pompey? is it a lawful trade?
POMPEY
If the law would allow it, sir.
If the law would allow it, sir.
ESCALUS
But the law will not allow it, Pompey; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna.
But the law will not allow it, Pompey; nor it shall not be allowed in Vienna.
POMPEY
Does your worship mean to geld and splay all the youth of the city?
Does your worship mean to geld and splay all the youth of the city?
ESCALUS
No, Pompey.
No, Pompey.
POMPEY
Truly, sir, in my poor opinion, they will to’t then. If your worship will take order for the drabs and the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds.
Truly, sir, in my poor opinion, they will to’t then. If your worship will take order for the drabs and the knaves, you need not to fear the bawds.
ESCALUS
There are pretty orders beginning, I can tell you: it is but heading and hanging.
There are pretty orders beginning, I can tell you: it is but heading and hanging.
POMPEY
If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten year together, you’ll be glad to give out a commission for more heads: if this law hold in Vienna ten year, I’ll rent the fairest house in it after three-pence a bay: if you live to see this come to pass, say Pompey told you so.
If you head and hang all that offend that way but for ten year together, you’ll be glad to give out a commission for more heads: if this law hold in Vienna ten year, I’ll rent the fairest house in it after three-pence a bay: if you live to see this come to pass, say Pompey told you so.
ESCALUS
Thank you, good Pompey; and, in requital of your prophecy, hark you: I advise you, let me not find you before me again upon any complaint whatsoever; no, not for dwelling where you do: if I do, Pompey, I shall beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd Caesar to you; in plain dealing, Pompey, I shall have you whipt: so, for this time, Pompey, fare you well.
Thank you, good Pompey; and, in requital of your prophecy, hark you: I advise you, let me not find you before me again upon any complaint whatsoever; no, not for dwelling where you do: if I do, Pompey, I shall beat you to your tent, and prove a shrewd Caesar to you; in plain dealing, Pompey, I shall have you whipt: so, for this time, Pompey, fare you well.
POMPEY
I thank your worship for your good counsel:
I thank your worship for your good counsel:
[Aside]
but I shall follow it as the flesh and fortune shall better determine. Whip me? No, no; let carman whip his jade: The valiant heart is not whipt out of his trade.
[Exit]
ESCALUS
Come hither to me, Master Elbow; come hither, Master constable. How long have you been in this place of constable?
Come hither to me, Master Elbow; come hither, Master constable. How long have you been in this place of constable?
ELBOW
Seven year and a half, sir.
Seven year and a half, sir.
ESCALUS
I thought, by your readiness in the office, you had continued in it some time. You say, seven years together?
I thought, by your readiness in the office, you had continued in it some time. You say, seven years together?
ELBOW
And a half, sir.
And a half, sir.
ESCALUS
Alas, it hath been great pains to you. They do you wrong to put you so oft upon ’t: are there not men in your ward sufficient to serve it?
Alas, it hath been great pains to you. They do you wrong to put you so oft upon ’t: are there not men in your ward sufficient to serve it?
ELBOW
Faith, sir, few of any wit in such matters: as they are chosen, they are glad to choose me for them; I do it for some piece of money, and go through with all.
Faith, sir, few of any wit in such matters: as they are chosen, they are glad to choose me for them; I do it for some piece of money, and go through with all.
ESCALUS
Look you bring me in the names of some six or seven, the most sufficient of your parish.
Look you bring me in the names of some six or seven, the most sufficient of your parish.
ELBOW
To your worship’s house, sir?
To your worship’s house, sir?
ESCALUS
To my house. Fare you well.
To my house. Fare you well.
[Exit ELBOW]
What’s o’clock, think you?
Justice
Eleven, sir.
Eleven, sir.
ESCALUS
I pray you home to dinner with me.
I pray you home to dinner with me.
Justice
I humbly thank you.
I humbly thank you.
ESCALUS
It grieves me for the death of Claudio;
But there’s no remedy.
It grieves me for the death of Claudio;
But there’s no remedy.
Justice
Lord Angelo is severe.
Lord Angelo is severe.
ESCALUS
It is but needful:
Mercy is not itself, that oft looks so;
Pardon is still the nurse of second woe:
But yet, – poor Claudio! There is no remedy.
Come, sir.
It is but needful:
Mercy is not itself, that oft looks so;
Pardon is still the nurse of second woe:
But yet, – poor Claudio! There is no remedy.
Come, sir.
[Exeunt]
