SCENE VI
Camp before Florence.
[Enter BERTRAM and the two French Lords]
Second Lord
Nay, good my lord, put him to’t; let him have his way.
Nay, good my lord, put him to’t; let him have his way.
First Lord
If your lordship find him not a hilding, hold me no more in your respect.
If your lordship find him not a hilding, hold me no more in your respect.
Second Lord
On my life, my lord, a bubble.
On my life, my lord, a bubble.
BERTRAM
Do you think I am so far deceived in him?
Do you think I am so far deceived in him?
Second Lord
Believe it, my lord, in mine own direct knowledge, without any malice, but to speak of him as my kinsman, he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship’s entertainment.
Believe it, my lord, in mine own direct knowledge, without any malice, but to speak of him as my kinsman, he’s a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality worthy your lordship’s entertainment.
First Lord
It were fit you knew him; lest, reposing too far in his virtue, which he hath not, he might at some great and trusty business in a main danger fail you.
It were fit you knew him; lest, reposing too far in his virtue, which he hath not, he might at some great and trusty business in a main danger fail you.
BERTRAM
I would I knew in what particular action to try him.
I would I knew in what particular action to try him.
First Lord
None better than to let him fetch off his drum, which you hear him so confidently undertake to do.
None better than to let him fetch off his drum, which you hear him so confidently undertake to do.
Second Lord
I, with a troop of Florentines, will suddenly surprise him; such I will have, whom I am sure he knows not from the enemy: we will bind and hoodwink him so, that he shall suppose no other but that he is carried into the leaguer of the adversaries, when we bring him to our own tents. Be but your lordship present at his examination: if he do not, for the promise of his life and in the highest compulsion of base fear, offer to betray you and deliver all the intelligence in his power against you, and that with the divine forfeit of his soul upon oath, never trust my judgment in any thing.
I, with a troop of Florentines, will suddenly surprise him; such I will have, whom I am sure he knows not from the enemy: we will bind and hoodwink him so, that he shall suppose no other but that he is carried into the leaguer of the adversaries, when we bring him to our own tents. Be but your lordship present at his examination: if he do not, for the promise of his life and in the highest compulsion of base fear, offer to betray you and deliver all the intelligence in his power against you, and that with the divine forfeit of his soul upon oath, never trust my judgment in any thing.
First Lord
O, for the love of laughter, let him fetch his drum; he says he has a stratagem for’t: when your lordship sees the bottom of his success in’t, and to what metal this counterfeit lump of ore will be melted, if you give him not John Drum’s entertainment, your inclining cannot be removed. Here he comes.
O, for the love of laughter, let him fetch his drum; he says he has a stratagem for’t: when your lordship sees the bottom of his success in’t, and to what metal this counterfeit lump of ore will be melted, if you give him not John Drum’s entertainment, your inclining cannot be removed. Here he comes.
[Enter PAROLLES]
Second Lord
[Aside to BERTRAM] O, for the love of laughter, hinder not the honour of his design: let him fetch off his drum in any hand.
[Aside to BERTRAM] O, for the love of laughter, hinder not the honour of his design: let him fetch off his drum in any hand.
BERTRAM
How now, monsieur! this drum sticks sorely in your disposition.
How now, monsieur! this drum sticks sorely in your disposition.
First Lord
A pox on’t, let it go; ’tis but a drum.
A pox on’t, let it go; ’tis but a drum.
PAROLLES
’But a drum’! is’t ’but a drum’? A drum so lost!
There was excellent command, – to charge in with our horse upon our own wings, and to rend our own soldiers!
’But a drum’! is’t ’but a drum’? A drum so lost!
There was excellent command, – to charge in with our horse upon our own wings, and to rend our own soldiers!
First Lord
That was not to be blamed in the command of the service: it was a disaster of war that Caesar himself could not have prevented, if he had been there to command.
That was not to be blamed in the command of the service: it was a disaster of war that Caesar himself could not have prevented, if he had been there to command.
BERTRAM
Well, we cannot greatly condemn our success: some dishonour we had in the loss of that drum; but it is not to be recovered.
Well, we cannot greatly condemn our success: some dishonour we had in the loss of that drum; but it is not to be recovered.
PAROLLES
It might have been recovered.
It might have been recovered.
BERTRAM
It might; but it is not now.
It might; but it is not now.
PAROLLES
It is to be recovered: but that the merit of service is seldom attributed to the true and exact performer, I would have that drum or another, or ’hic jacet.’
It is to be recovered: but that the merit of service is seldom attributed to the true and exact performer, I would have that drum or another, or ’hic jacet.’
BERTRAM
Why, if you have a stomach, to’t, monsieur: if you think your mystery in stratagem can bring this instrument of honour again into his native quarter, be magnanimous in the enterprise and go on; I will grace the attempt for a worthy exploit: if you speed well in it, the duke shall both speak of it. and extend to you what further becomes his greatness, even to the utmost syllable of your worthiness.
Why, if you have a stomach, to’t, monsieur: if you think your mystery in stratagem can bring this instrument of honour again into his native quarter, be magnanimous in the enterprise and go on; I will grace the attempt for a worthy exploit: if you speed well in it, the duke shall both speak of it. and extend to you what further becomes his greatness, even to the utmost syllable of your worthiness.
PAROLLES
By the hand of a soldier, I will undertake it.
By the hand of a soldier, I will undertake it.
BERTRAM
But you must not now slumber in it.
But you must not now slumber in it.
PAROLLES
I’ll about it this evening: and I will presently pen down my dilemmas, encourage myself in my certainty, put myself into my mortal preparation; and by midnight look to hear further from me.
I’ll about it this evening: and I will presently pen down my dilemmas, encourage myself in my certainty, put myself into my mortal preparation; and by midnight look to hear further from me.
BERTRAM
May I be bold to acquaint his grace you are gone about it?
May I be bold to acquaint his grace you are gone about it?
PAROLLES
I know not what the success will be, my lord; but the attempt I vow.
I know not what the success will be, my lord; but the attempt I vow.
BERTRAM
I know thou’rt valiant; and, to the possibility of thy soldiership, will subscribe for thee. Farewell.
I know thou’rt valiant; and, to the possibility of thy soldiership, will subscribe for thee. Farewell.
PAROLLES
I love not many words.
I love not many words.
[Exit]
Second Lord
No more than a fish loves water. Is not this a strange fellow, my lord, that so confidently seems to undertake this business, which he knows is not to be done; damns himself to do and dares better be damned than to do’t?
No more than a fish loves water. Is not this a strange fellow, my lord, that so confidently seems to undertake this business, which he knows is not to be done; damns himself to do and dares better be damned than to do’t?
First Lord
You do not know him, my lord, as we do: certain it is that he will steal himself into a man’s favour and for a week escape a great deal of discoveries; but when you find him out, you have him ever after.
You do not know him, my lord, as we do: certain it is that he will steal himself into a man’s favour and for a week escape a great deal of discoveries; but when you find him out, you have him ever after.
BERTRAM
Why, do you think he will make no deed at all of this that so seriously he does address himself unto?
Why, do you think he will make no deed at all of this that so seriously he does address himself unto?
Second Lord
None in the world; but return with an invention and clap upon you two or three probable lies: but we have almost embossed him; you shall see his fall to-night; for indeed he is not for your lordship’s respect.
None in the world; but return with an invention and clap upon you two or three probable lies: but we have almost embossed him; you shall see his fall to-night; for indeed he is not for your lordship’s respect.
First Lord
We’ll make you some sport with the fox ere we case him. He was first smoked by the old lord Lafeu: when his disguise and he is parted, tell me what a sprat you shall find him; which you shall see this very night.
We’ll make you some sport with the fox ere we case him. He was first smoked by the old lord Lafeu: when his disguise and he is parted, tell me what a sprat you shall find him; which you shall see this very night.
Second Lord
I must go look my twigs: he shall be caught.
I must go look my twigs: he shall be caught.
BERTRAM
Your brother he shall go along with me.
Your brother he shall go along with me.
Second Lord
As’t please your lordship: I’ll leave you.
As’t please your lordship: I’ll leave you.
[Exit]
BERTRAM
Now will I lead you to the house, and show you
The lass I spoke of.
Now will I lead you to the house, and show you
The lass I spoke of.
First Lord
But you say she’s honest.
But you say she’s honest.
BERTRAM
That’s all the fault: I spoke with her but once
And found her wondrous cold; but I sent to her,
By this same coxcomb that we have i’ the wind,
Tokens and letters which she did re-send;
And this is all I have done. She’s a fair creature:
Will you go see her?
That’s all the fault: I spoke with her but once
And found her wondrous cold; but I sent to her,
By this same coxcomb that we have i’ the wind,
Tokens and letters which she did re-send;
And this is all I have done. She’s a fair creature:
Will you go see her?
First Lord
With all my heart, my lord.
With all my heart, my lord.
[Exeunt]
